She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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