This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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