he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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