well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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