i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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