This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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