Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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