lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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