I'm going to jail i love you
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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