Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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