the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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