I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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