I saw his package. It spoke to me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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