your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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