Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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