Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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