what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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