butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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