I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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