im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize