I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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