Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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