i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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