How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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