Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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