she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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