Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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