I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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