Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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