I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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