I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Your cock deserves a montage
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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