people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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