If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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