ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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