their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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