I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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