her vagine was all disorganized.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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