Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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