I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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