Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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