69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
should my penis look like a turkey
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
