he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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