Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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