I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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