Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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