i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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