It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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