I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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