can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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