No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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