I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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