Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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