Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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