Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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