To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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