we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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