So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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