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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU

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