You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕