Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU